Though on a universal scale time is an abstract measurement relative to the observer, here on earth most creatures* are ruled by the cadence of a delicately choreographed Dosey Doe between earth,moon and sun.
"Though Yeti-Americans hold a variety of spiritual beliefs, most are acutely aware that in a universe of infinite time and space (statistically speaking) all things are as likely as not,* depending on the moment. Therefore ones personal belief system should not get in the way of them having a good time. "